Bottle Episodes - The Best of Terrible Television

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   1. Cavemen Ft Harrison Tweed - Bottle Episodes - Episode 58

   Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering commercial turned sitcom Cavemen. Watch Nick Kroll try not to fall apart right before he's about to blow up. Imagine putting on 6 hours of prosthetics just to do the most boring run of the mill sitcom stylings. It's a show that makes Baby Bob look like it's full of plot. Strap into your time machine and let's go to the farback land of 2007 where Cavemen rei

   May 28,2024 47:59
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   2. The I-Land Ft Brandon T Gorin - Bottle Episodes - Episode 57

   Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about netflix, twisty, "not-Lost", tropical drama The I-land! It's as gritty as it is tough to understand. Wooden bad writing and acting. Get Lost with us on the I-Land. Comedian Brandon Gorin loses his fingers during the episode.The I-LandBottle Episode:S01E05 The Cloud Capp'd TowersWatch The I-Land on Netflix, or the LinkFollow David on Instagram @DPicCome

   May 21,2024 01:11:33
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   3. Baby Bob - Bottle Episodes - Episode 56

   Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's Baby Bob! Chicago teamster child Bob is talking and parents are WORRIED. Elliot Gould and Holland Taylor add gravitas to a sitcom that is 7 years too late. Jim Rash shows up though, so David was willing to forgive immediately.Baby BobBottle Episode:S02E03 Reality BitesWatch Baby Bob on Youtube, or the LinkFollow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his speci

   May 15,2024 52:10
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   4. The Beautiful Life: TBL Ft Abby Washuta - Bottle Episodes - Episode 55

   Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! PRETTY PEOPLE BEING BORING: WELCOME TO THE BEAUTIFUL LIFE: TBL! Comedian Abby Washuta is out here interviewing us about our sexuality.The Beautiful Life: TBLBottle Episode:S01E05 The Beautiful CampaignWatch The Beautiful Life: TBL on Youtube, or the LinkFollow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin KingFollow Crow @DanielFCrow      

   May 07,2024 56:39
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   5. A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila Ft Bret Raybould and Nick Whitmer - Episode 54 - Bottle Episodes

   Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Myspace Superstar and Bisexual Icon A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. A dating show in 2007 that dares to ask the question, Are we ready for a bisexual train wreck? We watch the pilot to find 16 men and 16 women all ready to date Tila.  It's impressive to make a show this progressive feel this homophobic.  I'd say hop onto your jetskis but this is the

   May 01,2024 01:01:11
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   6. Lil Bush Ft Kevin Froleiks - Bottle Episodes - Episode 53

   Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about political satire via muppet babies, Lil Bush! A show built for the future by looking at the past. Originally built for a cell phone streaming service way back in 2007, Lil Bush feels like the tired sputter after 7 years of Bush jokes. Let's live in a weird world where Bush Sr is still president and none of the other characters act like anything we know

   Apr 23,2024 01:01:48
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   7. Mind of Mencia ft Daniel J Perafan - Episode 52 - Bottle Episodes

   Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering sketch show and comedy central deemed Latino heir to The Chappelle Show, Mind of Mencia. Carlos Mencia pre joke theft scandal got his own show where he goes after everyone(mostly minorities). No barrel too bottom for a show that dared to ask the question, "what happens when you have a clown in Darfur?" Slathered in post 9/11  Islamaphobia, lets dive into th

   Apr 16,2024 56:56
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   8. Pink Lady and Jeff - Bottle Episodes - Episode 51

   Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's a disco disaster with The Pink Lady and Jeff! Who are the Pink Ladies? Well after 6 episodes America decided it didn't need to know about the Japanese disco duo. Coming over after a minor hit in America Mei and Kei paired up with Jeff Altman to produce a variety show about two years too late. Unable to speak English the ladies had to learn their lines phonetically l

   Apr 09,2024 58:17
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   9. The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer Ft Chris Faga - Episode 50 - Bottle Episodes

   Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering fake racist but very horny sitcom The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer! Starring Chi McBride as a black English noble who ended up a servant at the Lincoln White House. Instead of looking at that premise, the show decides to make a show where Lincoln is essentially Bill Clinton but hornier. From sexting in the Oval office to being too afraid to hook up with

   Apr 02,2024 54:37
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    10. 1600 Penn Ft Jake SIlberman - Bottle Episodes - Episode 49

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering political sitcom 1600 Penn! Bill Pullman is the president but this isn't Independence Day so this show focuses on Josh Gad.  Created by Clinton and Obama speech writer Jon Lovett, watch as the president and his family get up to some pretty standard sitcom hijinks. We try and figure out why a show about the White House could be so a-political.  Comedian Jake

    Mar 26,2024 54:22
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    11. Secret Life of the American Teenager ft Molly Kornfeld - Bottle Episodes- Episode 48

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering 7th Heaven follow up by the horniest woman alive The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Following a young Shailene Woodley as she learns the hard lessons of getting pregnant as a teenager. A show about the dangers of teenage trysts that also says the word sex on average of 25 times per episode. Everything from, crazy subplots, Molly Ringwald theme song,

    Mar 19,2024 56:47
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    12. Learn to Read ft Brandon T Gorin - Bottle Episodes - Episode 47

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Learn to Read from PBS! Bruce Jenner and Famous Amos (From the cookies!) spend 30 days in a row trying to teach adults how to read! Who has this kind of available time in the era of basic cable? Will there be an 80s rap? Why are they pushing so hard for these people to work in factories? Why is there a rap? If you like three letter words being spoken a

    Mar 12,2024 01:01:38
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    13. Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills ft George Pasles - Bottle Episodes - Episode 46

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering -definitely not Mighty Morphin Power Rangers- Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills! 4 Teenagers with attitude! Getting tattooed by a weird tentacle monster! We watch the most popular episode on YouTube and figure out it's probably about one 10 second clip! Swinton! Internet Overlord George Pasles helps us figure out who to root for and more! V

    Mar 05,2024 56:16
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    14. The Moment of Truth Ft Pamela Ross - Bottle Episodes - Episode 45

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Moment of Truth! Fresh off hosting Antiques Roadshow, Mark L Wahlberg goes to see just how much people will admit on television. It's fun, David loves it, Daniel not so much. Will you?Comedian Pamela Ross scores four and wants you to check out her Substack!The Moment of TruthBottle Episode:All of them!Watch The Moment of Truth on Youtube or the Lin

    Feb 28,2024 52:31
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    15. The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll Ft Maggie Lalley - Bottle Episodes - Episode 44

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering reality tv competition/early 2000s gross out reel, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll! Realizing they wouldn't be selling out shows for much longer, the dolls decided to make a reality tv show to add a new member to the burlesque group turned pop stars. They joined for one performance and got horrifically sick for the opportunity, Dani

    Feb 20,2024 51:36
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    16. V.I.P. ft Eric Owusu - Bottle Episodes - Episode 43

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering spawn of Baywatch itself. V.I.P.! Pamela Anderson plays Valerie Irons(no relation to Jeremy) as she stumbles her way through Bodyguarding stardom. Though the real star is early Brian Cranston and not one but TWO other Breaking Bad cast members. And Iced Tea as the Prophet.Comedian Eric Owusu loves V.I.P. more than life itself! (Comedy special defending V.I.

    Feb 13,2024 01:10:29
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    17. Bob Patterson ft Gus Tate - Bottle Episodes - Episode 42

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're hitting the Seinfeld curse hard again with Bob Patterson. Jason Alexander's go at being the 3rd best self-help guru. Do they throw objects at handicapped people? Obviously. Is Robert Kleing disgusted by his age-appropriate hook-up? Why wouldn't he be. Does Brian George get to collect another paycheck off his Seinfeld connection? AlwaysComedian Gus Tate has an incred

    Feb 06,2024 58:25
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    18. The Michael Richards Show ft Ben Kirshenbaum - Bottle Episodes - Episode 41

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about possibly the worst crime Kramer ever committed, The Michael Richards Show! Michael plays a private eye and proceeds to yell at the elderly, get attacked by a woman in bed, and literally doing 30,000 push-ups. From the writer of B-Movie comes an A-moral detective agency with very little point of view. Find out what show Michael Richards turned down beca

    Jan 30,2024 01:01:31
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    19. Nightman Ft Chris Reiter - Bottle Episodes - Episode 40

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Night Man! A show with such bad sound quality I literally had trouble hearing it. The jazz playing, bad vibes feeling, super suited show sprawls out some premise. Why did tech shows hire the king of soul music and then put him on a bus? How did they get David Hasselhoff? We try to figure out all that and more on Bottle Episodes! Comedian Chris Reiter c

    Jan 23,2024 51:48
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    20. Napoleon Dynamite Animated Series Ft Madelien Murphy and Kendra Dawsey - Bottle Episodes - Episode 39

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Napoleon Dynamite the Animated Series! It's got all the original characters (minus an egregious Lafawnduh erasure) and all the same jokes from the movie. A show that takes all the weird, awkward fun of the movie and adds a lot of surreal Fox Family guy style humor on top of it. Please join us in becoming official Deidrich Badermales.Comedians Madelien

    Jan 16,2024 01:11:45
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    21. Father of the Pride Ft Eliot Thompson - Bottle Episodes - Episode 38

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Father of the Pride! A post Shrek Dreamworks high off all that onion money decided to make an animated show about Siegfried and Roy's lions. Premiering less than a year after the lion attack that ended their stage show, we watch John Goodman tell us that yes, lions are horny too. We also try to figure out if they will only cast Cheryl Hines as someone

    Jan 09,2024 01:04:44
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    22. Are You There Chelsea ft Pamela Ross - Bottle Episodes - Episode 37

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Are you There Chelsea! Chelsea Handler's attempt at becoming a Network Sitcom Co-Star palatable to bland results! It's a great cast claiming to live in NYC, but we're positive it's Columbus. The shows mean to gingers and we bully some Mormons. How does a whole show feel hung over?Comedian Pamela Ross Threepeats and wants you to check out her Substack!A

    Jan 02,2024 56:58
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    23. How We Roll - Bottle Episodes - Episode 36

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's How We Roll! Pete Holmes does a network sitcom about a real-life factory worker turned pro bowler. In a cast comfortable with putting out great traditional sitcom acting, Pete is actively trying to out act them all. Adding all of the out-of-place pathos, Pete is almost in tears for this CBS bowling sitcom. Chi McBride is there as well as Smart Guy. It's a real time.

    Dec 26,2023 54:51
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    24. Santa Inc. Ft Kenice Mobley - Bottle Episode - Episode 35

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Santa inc. The 2021 show that asks what if Jewish people made Christmas super horny? Horny Santa, horny elves, even a horny Easter Bunny this show is DTF. When you can make three stand-up comedians go "This is a little much" you know you have something special on your hands. Comedian Kenice Mobley has a great solo show called Don't Kill Yourself Yet at

    Dec 19,2023 59:40
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    25. The War at Home Ft Kevin Froleiks - Bottle Episodes - Episode 34

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The War at Home! Possibly the most tasteless show we've watched yet. One scene was so uncomfortable Daniel left the room during it. Is Michael Rappaport going to do a lot of racism? You bet. A show that truly tries to outdo its offense with every scene. Let's all hang with Bootie.Comedian Kevin Froleiks is out here releasing new albums! Check out Goodb

    Dec 12,2023 59:17
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    26. Duel Masters ft Alex Ptak - Bottle Episodes - Episode 33

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Duel Masters! The Yu-Gi-Oh tip off that's actually a Magic the Gathering rip-off! We don't understand the rules and they refuse to explain them. There's a child dressed like a panda that goes by Boy George, a dragon that heats up to one billion degrees, and of course, JIMMY THREE HORNSComedian Alex Ptak is a delight! Help him fund his new season of The

    Dec 05,2023 58:34
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    27. Small Wonder Ft Patrick Hastie - Bottle Episodes - Episode 32

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Small Wonder! The show about a "definitely not creepy" adult who makes a little girl robot! Also, how does the bottle episode about tolerance have sooooo many fat jokes? In the final show from the creator of Silver Spoons and the Facts of Life Howard Leeds, we try and figure out if anyone make it out of the production in the industry.Comedian Patrick H

    Nov 28,2023 01:04:05
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    28. Steven Seagals True Justice ft Kevin O’Brien - Bottle Episodes - Episode 31

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Steven Seagals True Justice, he might be safe hiding but nothing can save him from bad editing, acting, and even worse scripts.  Solving crimes in the heart of Seattle, Seagals one-man journey to destroy the Reelz channel as we in stunned silence try to figure out the catchphrase "TV about movies". Comedian Kevin O'Brien is pumped to talk about Steven'

    Nov 21,2023 01:13:55
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    29. Marvel’s Secret Invasion Ft Patrick Reilly - Bottle Episodes - Episode 30

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Marvel's Secret Invasion! In honor of the Marvels release we watched Samuel L Jackson sleepwalk through a series that makes us ask, is the leader of the Avengers Initiative a good husband? Considering this is the first time we have heard about her, probably not. At least Olivia Coleman is there to collect her boat money. Comedian Patrick Reilly is back

    Nov 14,2023 01:14:39
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    30. Better Call Saul Presents Slippin Jimmy Ft Brandon Gorin - Bottle Episodes - Episode 29

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Better Call Saul Presents Slippin Jimmy! Why does a prestige drama have an animated spin off? To feed the content gods at AMC+! Let's follow little Saul Goodman as he runs around with his friend who he (kind of) get's killed in the first season! Is this for adults or kids? Hard to say. Does it involve Jimmy really dealing with anything morally complica

    Nov 07,2023 59:50
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    31. Little Shop Ft Brandon T Gorin - Bottle Episodes - Episode 28

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Little Shop! The cartoon reboot of the 1960 Roger Corman movie not to be confused with the 1986 musical movie with Steve Martin and Rick Moranis. This is fully trapped in 1991 complete with incomplete art style and Flavor Flav-inspired raps. A bully with headgear, mostly nothing lessons, and Dave going in and out of bringing his A-gameComedian Brandon

    Oct 31,2023 01:05:43
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    32. I Live With Models FT Josh Ri’Esgo - Bottle Episodes - Episode 27

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about the America-based British sitcom I Live with Models! Fresh out of 2015, but feeling like it's 2005, I Live With Models is a borderline parody sitcom about a Hand Model living with three traditional models in Miami. Is it gross, fairly tasteless and yet benign? Do we live with regret? Yes and yes. So come enjoy another episode of I Live with Bottle Epis

    Oct 24,2023 52:45
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    33. The Idol Ft Bobbi Elfie - Bottle Episodes - Episode 26

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Weeknds kinks in TV form, The Idol! How far is a show going when even David is saying there's too much sex? It's not just all the breath play that will leave you gagging. At least the character actors are having fun, from aggro-agent Eli Roth to weird Italian Hank Azaria. Comedian Bobbi Elfie goes in hard for her boy the Weeknd because she's a frea

    Oct 17,2023 57:29
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    34. Turn on Ft Dane Rothenberg - Bottle Episodes - Episode 25

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Turn On! The shortest-run television show in the history of television. Adult Swim-style programming before America had really lost faith in the office of the president. Trying to be the edgy laugh-in, with the creators of laugh-in, the show was taken out by a large crowd of angry Ohioans. Crow obviously loved it. Comedian Dane Rothenberg backs me up a

    Oct 10,2023 59:50
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    35. Warren Buffett’s Secret Millionaires Club Ft Brandon T Gorin - Bottle Episodes - Episode 24

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Warren Buffett's Millionaire Kids Club! Finally, a show where Warren Buffett lectures kids about financial advice while not spending a dime on the show. They somehow end up in King Arthur's Court and it's all pretty aggravating. Jay Z shows up and does some of his worst acting to date  Comedian Brandon Gorin joins to have a small meltdownWarren Buffet'

    Oct 03,2023 01:12:01
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    36. Skins US Ft Bobbi Elfie and Josh Ri’Esgo - Bottle Episodes - Episode 23

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about the MTVication of a beloved British gritty teen sex drama, Skins US! How do the original creators come to this continent to fundamentally misunderstand their work? For a series that is built around being authentic, why do they leave out the gay character and Eating Disorder plot? Mostly though we try to figure out why the lesbian cheerleader can't stop

    Sep 26,2023 01:04:55
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    37. Knife or Death Ft Mel Guevara - Bottle Episodes - Episode 22

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about one of the hottest shows we've ever covered, Knife or Death! What happens when you combine toxic and fragile masculinity into one perfect package. Watch people lose to water gallons, battle slow-moving boxes, and get winded in record time. Try to hold onto your raw meat and red liquid, because they're going to get chopped at! Comedian Mel Guevara comes

    Sep 19,2023 01:01:18
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    38. Joey Ft Ben Kirschenbaum - Bottle Episodes - Episode 21

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about one of the biggest crimes to Italian Americans since what they did to Chef Boyardee! This show feels like it came from the can as we try to figure out how many boob job jokes a show can make in six minutes, how Joey keeps getting acting work and why none of the other "Friends" show up. "How we doing?" At least Jennifer Coolidge is in it. Comedian Ben K

    Sep 12,2023 57:10
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    39. Family Dog Ft Joe Russel - Bottle Episodes - Episode 20

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about possibly one of the worst shows we've ever covered Family Dog. A Simpson's rip-off with some of the biggest talents, including Spielberg and Tim Burton, creating a show that asks the question, how much can you laugh at a family abusing a dog? Refusing it water, putting it in a dog show out of spite, and letting him run away with a homeless person. Come

    Sep 05,2023 49:05
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    40. My Mother The Car - Bottle Episodes - Episode 19

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about My Mother The Car. A talking animal show where you replace the animal with am old Studebaker with the spirit of the leads mom. The show Jerry van Dyke chose instead of Gilligan's Island and so bad it killed the mom('s career). We start trying to figure out why everyone isn't more excited about the afterlife and just exactly where is the mom in the car.

    Aug 29,2023 51:30
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    41. The Chevy Chase Show Ft Dane Rothenberg - Bottle Episodes - Episode 18

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Chevy Chase Show! From the same infamous period of television that brought you Whoops! and Renegade brings you one of Hollywood's least affable personalities to the world of talk shows. Goldie Hawn on cocaine, vomiting Mexican hands and white face! All in the first 20 minutes. Listen to this episode and then get baffled by how much less fun it is t

    Aug 22,2023 01:03:05
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    42. Renegade Ft Bryan Boss - Bottle Episodes - Episode 17

    THEY WERE PODCASTERS AND GOOD AT THEIR JOBSWelcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about your uncles favorite show, Renegade! Lorenzo Lamas hosts a show that truly only existed to take advantage of syndication laws. We ask the tough questions like why does every cop show hate the IAD? More importantly, why does the motorcycle stay in motel while Reno has sex with his wife? D.B. Cooper shows up to

    Aug 16,2023 59:23
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    43. House of Fang Ft Bryan Boss - Bottle Episodes - Episode 16

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Chef Dynasty House of Fang. Food network gets a Bravo style show in the vapid as inane House of Fang. We try and figure out how Kathy Fang convinced her father to participate in it at all and if any of the people in the show actually work there or are just hired models. Chef Bryan Boss comes by to give us his spiciest takes on the foodChef Dynasty Hous

    Aug 08,2023 58:45
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    44. 3s a Crowd Ft Pamela Ross - Bottle Episodes - Episode 15

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about 3s A Crowd! Would you ruin your marriage for a chance at $333? Game Show Magnate Chuck Barris let hubris run full steam ahead into creating a show asking "Who knows a man more, his wife or his secretary?" It's bananas, bonkers and insane. David loved it more than he should have. A woman got so mad she basically teleported to the present.Comedian Pamela

    Aug 01,2023 52:57
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    45. Dreams Ft Pamela Ross - Bottle Episodes - Episode 14

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Dreams! John Stamos had a pre Full House Band trying to make it sitcom, laugh track and all. We bring up how he joined the Beach Boys and try to figure out if there's any more conflict than a weight lifting competition.Comedian Pamela Ross joins to talk about how much she likes the theme song and to tell you to check out Just Come a Comedy Show every T

    Jul 25,2023 54:14
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    46. Click and Clack’s As the Wrench Turns - Bottle Episodes - Episode 13

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Click and Clack as the Wrench Turns! 10 episodes of Click and Clack really causing a muck! It's the first season of a television show somehow on its tenth. We mostly try to figure out why they added a Hitler character.Click and Clack's As the Wrench Turns Bottle Episode:S01E10 CasinoWatch As the Wrench Turns on Youtube, or the LinkFollow David on Insta

    Jul 19,2023 59:36
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    47. Tomes and Talismans ft Brandon T Gorin - Bottle Episodes - Episode 12

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Tomes and Talismans! "Quite possibly the finest post-apocalyptic educational series about library science ever produced by Mississippi Public Television." Get ready for an in-depth hard hitting look into the Dewey Decimal system in what was probably the second smelliest series we've covered. (Looking at you Lancelot Link!).  We decide we're team Wiper

    Jul 11,2023 01:00:29
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    48. Work It ft Patrick Holbert - Bottle Episodes - Episode 11

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Work It. A show that was tone deaf in 2012 when it came out. A midseason replacement to another man based show. The only thing more strained than the nylons is the idea that no one is supposed to realize they're in costume. Comedian Patrick Holbert joins to break down their fashion choices mostly.Work ItBottle Episode:S01E11 Masquerade BallsWatch Work

    Jul 07,2023 58:31
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    49. The Pogmentary ft Ross Parsons - Bottle Episodes - Episode 10

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Pogmentary. Paul Pogba felt that he was not getting paid enough by Manchester United so he made a documentary to let everyone know that Paul Pogba thinks that Paul Pogba is the greatest soccer player to ever grace the sport. A docuseries as shallow as the personality behind it. We're not saying this killed his agent but his death wasn't enough to s

    Jun 28,2023 59:32
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    50. Viva Laughlin ft AJ Thompson - Bottle Episodes - Episode 9

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Viva Laughlin. A puzzling troubling remake of a British TV show, Viva Blackpool. Hugh Jackman summoning all of his star power to make a Nevada musical murder mystery. Unenthusiastic singing, dirtbag cops, and THREE ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEES. Comedian AJ Thompson joins us to try and make sense of it all, the movie Roar manages to come up againViva Laughlin

    Jun 20,2023 59:01
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    51. 7th Heaven ft Matt Storrs (Edinburgh Fringe, Risk) - Bottle Episodes - Episode 8

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about seminal Christian classic 7th Heaven with resident former Portly Lutheran Comedian Matt Storrs (@mtstorrs, Linktree!)! A show about how great it is to be Christian, but especially a Christian parent. We dive in to try and figure out why pool halls in this town also have chess, how someone doesn't taste grain alcohol in any drink, and why these kids lov

    Jun 13,2023 58:18
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    52. Dragon Ball GT ft Alex Ptak - Bottle Episodes - Episode 7

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Dragon Ball GT with resident Dragon Ball Expert Alex Ptak (@UltraPtak, Quorators Podcast)! Another show that tried to reinvent itself by going back to basics, and basically forgetting what made the show good. Goku's back and he's small! We watched the first and last episode so Alex fills us in with all the weird details in between. It's Dragon Ball Gra

    Jun 06,2023 59:51
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    53. Sh*t My Dad Says - Bottle Episodes - Episode 6

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! William Shatner is a bad dad who's not afraid to say exactly what he's thinking. Finally a voice for dudes in their 60s who wish they could get hard. We dive into the production, the blandness of it all, and why won't Shatner stop his son from having sex with his sister.  Tweeting your way into television, it's not just for Megan Amram! $#*! My Dad SaysBottle Episode:S01E18 Who's Y

    May 30,2023 54:18
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    54. Woops! ft Brandon Gorin - Bottle Episodes - Episode 5

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Wooops! Described as the thinking man's Gilligan's Island, a nuclear apocalypse wipes out the entire population minus 6 of the blandest people imaginable(and Santa!). We bring in comedian Brandon T Gorin (@brandongorin) to dig into one of the darkest sitcom episodes we've ever seen. Hide out in your Volvos and enjoy Santa's bizarre survivors remorse!Wo

    May 24,2023 01:08:26
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    55. Lancelot Link Secret Chimp - Bottle Episodes - Episode 4

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we take on Jan idea so crazy it could only happen in the 70s. Lancelot Link Secret Chimp! Written by two former Carol Burnett writers who went all in on apes only to have that end in complete disaster. Full of awkward comedy, convoluted story, and a bunch of racist characters! It's wild ride, lets get on it!Lancelot Link Secret ChimpBottle Episode:S01E9 The Reluctant Robo

    May 16,2023 48:09
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    56. Dog with a Blog - Bottle Episodes - Episode 1

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This is the first episode, and we're covering Dog with a Blog! The Disney channel show that asks, if a dog had a computer, how much Poodle Pics will he look at? We dive into how a show like this gets created, why it's so maligned and how did it get so weird? Dog with a BlogBottle Episode:S03E15 Stan has Puppies Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out the special Goblin

    May 09,2023 01:01:15
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    57. Cop Rock ft Chris Hamilton - Bottle Episodes - Episode 2

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Cop Rock! What happens when the law lets loose and sings? It's not great! We bring in the hilarious Chris Hamilton (@Hamilton4Mayor) in to figure out why Randy Newman is involved with making music for a gritty Police Drama?! Keep your babies held tight, we're talking Cop Rock.Cop RockBottle Episode:S01E04 Three Corpse Meal Follow David on Instagram @DP

    May 09,2023 59:04
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    58. Insatiable ft Julie Ray- Bottle Episodes - Episode 3

    Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we cover Netflix original "Insatiable"! Finally a show that answers the question of what would happen when an overweight highschooler gets their jaw wired shut and becomes a beauty queen. The answer is a surprising amount of murder! Glutton for punishment Julie Ray joins us on our bottle episode jump to the end of the series! Will any characters survive?  Tune in this wee

    May 09,2023 59:46
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    59. Bottle Episodes Teaser Clip - Dog with A Blog

    Thank you for checking out Bottle Episodes! This is a podcast about showing you the very best of terrible television. Here's a preview clip of Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini discussing different ideas how to improve Dog with a Blog

    May 08,2023 03:31