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   1. Ep. 96 | Warm up For Comedy Show

   I recorded this episode purely to warm up my speaking voice for a stand-up comedy show I was booked on. I didn't prepare at all in the weeks leading up to the show by actually performing in public, so this is the best I can do to at least feel warmed up. There is no substitute for actually performing in front of an audience, but I had my hands tied with coding projects which I happen to be a lot better at than comedy. It's way easier to get up and walk to the next room to do something you're alr

   Apr 27,2024 48:42
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   2. Ep. 95 | The Kitchen is Fully Stocked

   It's great to be back in front of the camera and terrible for the people behind it. And also for the people behind the microphone, as my voice is very annoying. In this episode, I catch everyone up on how I've been doing with ADHD medication, talk about using language models to improve my proficiency as a programmer, and a lot of long winded nonsense about personal finance and how simple it is to build wealth by buying low and selling high. I would rate this episode pretty high up in quality, bu

   Mar 31,2024 01:32:24
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   3. Ep. 94 | A Country United by Trump

   With Trump back on the campaign trail the country is more united than ever. A lot of people don't like the guy, but that's because they're told not to like him. If you have no social life, and spend 90% of your time watching YouTube, you're definitely more likely to support him.Celebrities whose careers' peaked long ago are the least likely to intentionally support him, because voicing their distaste for him is the only way they can feel relevant again. If you're a celebrity currently at the pea

   Jan 22,2024 58:35
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   4. Ep. 93 | The Problem with Multicellular Organisms

   Are multicellular organisms a scam? Like capitalism, our bodies enslave billions of cells to do our bidding. These individual cells take direct orders from the dictatorial nervous system, of which the brain is in charge of. What benefits are they receiving by working 24/7 in such a society? Sure, they get to survive for a few years at most, but what happens after they retire? Do they get a pension? Our thankless brain is being serviced by these hard working machines at their complete expense. Si

   Jan 07,2024 01:35:12
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   5. Ep. 92 | Timing the Market Beats Time in the Market

   I'm a contrarian investor with over two years of experience in the stock market. I've now been through at least one market cycle and that is enough to feel confident giving strangers financial advice. I live by the words of the late Charlie Munger, who famously said you make money sitting on your butt.  I go against the common folk who say you shouldn't try to time the market. Screw that nonsense. The market is like the ocean. You can't fight it, but you can certainly choose not to set sail duri

   Dec 18,2023 01:04:28
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   6. Ep. 91 | Comedians Who Day Trade ft. Michael Dragon

   Comedian Michael Dragon joins me to talk about day trading the S&P 500 and other topics related to investing and finance. Usually people who are passionate about these topics aren't known to be the funniest people. Well times are changing, and thanks to r/wallstreetbets there are a lot more finance bros being born every day. Look out hedge funds, retail investors are becoming the new sharks.Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/LY6FlBX4-1U

   Nov 27,2023 01:28:12
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   7. Ep. 90 | The Psychology of Money

   Going from poor to rich and then losing most of your wealth is very detrimental to a person's identity. I've been saying this for a while on this podcast, but it wasn't until I watched another guy's podcast who validated this idea. It's freeing to know that money is not the ultimate thing to chase in life.Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/yuUONIK_RYA 

   Nov 10,2023 01:04:17
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   8. Ep. 89 | Celebrities and Bathtubs Don’t Mix

   There's a reason has-been celebrities are called "washed up" and that's because they spend so much time hanging out in bathtubs. These evil manmade pools have claimed the lives of many famous people in the past decade. We need to spread more awareness about the dangers of taking baths if you are a former star from the 90s. Who will be next to parish from the warm kiss of a bubble bath?Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/9WQ4V0u4h2E

   Oct 30,2023 01:04:33
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   9. Ep. 88 | Two Years a Soberman

   I've been sober from alcohol for two years and there hasn't really been much to show for it, other than not embarrassing myself in public as often. It helps that I rarely am seen in public. I've become a very private individual and can only relate to the upper elite class. This podcast doesn't count as being personal, as I don't think anyone listens. These past few weeks I've been hyper focused on music production and options trading. Two of the most boomer hobbies in existence.Watch on YouTube:

   Oct 20,2023 01:07:50
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    10. Ep. 87 | Door Dashers Are People Too

    Handicapped people tend to be better than average people because they were forced to adapt due to their shortcomings. The average person just smooth brains their way through life without evaluating anything. Being called a boot licker doesn't offend me because it's usually door dashers who call me this. I respect people to some degree by default, but if your job is to deliver other people's food I can't say I value your opinions anymore than the opinions of an octopus or a tarantula.Watch on You

    Oct 06,2023 01:04:30
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    11. Ep. 86 | Changing Ukulele Strings

    I've got a full fledged look going called the natural mullet. I need more western shirts to go with my matured style. I am a guitar player and that includes ukuleles, since those are just smaller guitars with fewer strings. I prefer the lightweight version of the guitar that you can play in bed. The older the ukulele, the harder it is to change the strings and keep it in tune. I also talk about my s*x traffi**ing agency in this episode.Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/okq78zrOr_w

    Sep 17,2023 01:03:36
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    12. Ep. 85 | The 2030 Problem

    Trump was arrested and this makes him more attractive than ever as a candidate. Who wouldn't want to vote for an ex-president that went to jail for no real reason? In other news, I learned about Hikikomori, an advanced lifestyle invented by Japanese people. I used to think being a recluse was a bad way to live, now I'm convinced we are the ones who have figured out that avoiding society is actually the better way to do it.Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Gaf-BgxJ4

    Aug 25,2023 01:11:15
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    13. Ep. 84 | Rich People Matter

    Tim is back and more eloquent and insightful than ever. This episode is more of a lecture on why Trump is a good leader, why imposing a wealth tax is a stupid idea, and why the oligarchy is not as evil as people make it sound. If you hate rich people, this episode will surely change your mind.Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/00A6Ju5AlnA

    Aug 08,2023 01:13:12
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    14. Ep. 83 | Chris D’Elia is Funnier Than Hitler

    Being funny is a rare gift, and it can't be denied once it has been proven. Some comedy elitists claim that Chris D'Elia is not funny because he does silly voices and not the type of comedy that they were taught is legitimate in their circles. I can get not enjoying his comedy, but to deny that he's funny is simply wrong. Look up his older stuff on YouTube from around 2011.Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVAlIXPxKbs

    Jul 27,2023 01:17:06
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    15. Ep. 82 | Out Reclusing the Brown Recluse

    I'm a reclusive person living alone in the middle of Texas, and another reclusive species is moving in. I'm not willing to burn the house down, so I have to fight the problem by cleaning it. This is an arduous undertaking for someone who can barely get out of bed in the morning.Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/wrqgOL1cb0s

    Jul 17,2023 01:08:48
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    16. Ep. 81 | Stockton Rush: Villain or Misunderstood Genius?

    A lot of people have been piling onto Stockton Rush, claiming he was a bad person for supposedly not listening to the engineers he fired. That's very convenient for them to do now that he's dead and can't defend himself. I believe there are two sides to every story, and that Stockton might not be the one to blame for the implosion after all.Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/uY2fN6GTG0w

    Jul 09,2023 01:12:55
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    17. Ep. 80 | Ismay Did Nothing Wrong

    J. Bruce Ismay caught a lot of heat for not going down with the Titanic, which I think is ridiculous. Just because other people died, why should he be shamed into isolation for surviving? The crypto market is stagnant and I'm stuck at home without a car during a heat wave. So there's not much else to do besides learn about shipwrecks and the Erie Canal.Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FysPWribEk

    Jun 28,2023 01:10:17
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    18. Ep. 79 | Saving Animals With Crisco

    I wouldn't listen to this while eating. I go deep into describing Texas wildlife that I've been encountering such as frogs, lizards, wasps, and spiders. There's currently a heat wave and I'm stuck at home without a car. Lord knows I'm not going outside and exposing my skin to the actual sun. I didn't move here to accelerate the aging process. I moved here to get away from the zealots of the North who unironically think Juneteenth is not a cringeworthy holiday.Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/p

    Jun 17,2023 01:10:23
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    19. Ep. 78 | Dashcams are for Cowards

    I finally got my comeuppance for driving without a dashcam in a city where traffic laws are optional. I put in my community service by hosting an open mic early in the night, and decided to drive into town only to get side swept while attempting a right turn onto Red River. I learned a lot about human psychology by watching drivers and pedestrians react to my car as it sat disabled in a busy intersection for hours. Luckily I had my CBD cigarettes to help pass the time.Watch on YouTube: https://y

    Jun 10,2023 01:11:16
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    20. Ep. 77 | Don’t Buy The ”AI” Hype

    I don't buy this AI hype one bit. It ain't gonna take anyone's job. It's just another fad like beanie babies. Folks are buying into tech stocks and it's just another cycle. I will be selling my NVDA stock while others are FOMOing in. I've been around long enough to learn how to profit. You want to profit from AI? Too late. The ones profiting already bought in back when everyone else was selling.Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/eS9MxtdVqxIInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/timweichselbaum/

    Jun 02,2023 01:07:47
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    21. Ep. 76 | Bad Sectors in My Brain

    Nobody told me that SSDs only last around five years. I thought they were infallible storage devices that lasted up to thirty years or longer. Nope, turns out my three year old drive was suffering from over a thousand bad sectors and this is probably what was causing my computer to blue screen. I stupidly bought a new one with Amazon reward points, when I should have charged it to my credit card. That way I would have gotten 5% back on the purchase. Learning to be frugal is how I've been getting

    May 24,2023 01:06:34
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    22. Ep. 75 | Exorbitant Prices for Non-absorbent Toilet Paper

    This episode is for my hardcore fans who look to me as a leader. I may not be the most confident or well spoken influencer, but I have a more defined jaw line than Andrew Tate, and that's what really matters. My interests are all over the place, and I could never be dedicated to just one niche. That would get stale and I'm not trying to stoke that kind of focused, consistent hatred. I'm much too talented to be only known for one of my many skills and passions.Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtub

    May 15,2023 01:16:05
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    23. Ep. 74 | Fomo Induced Brainrot

    Fomo is a dangerous drug that causes a deep pain in one's soul. These past few weeks I've been glued to my computer screen watching the crypto market in hopes of figuring out some way to benefit from it. While I'm bullish on certain projects, the market still seems overpriced compared to the utility crypto provides.Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP2pRoOZMDw

    May 07,2023 01:03:32
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    24. Ep. 73 | Crowder Burns His Last Pellet

    A right-wing titan of broadcasting is immersed in a fiery tailspin. Steven Crowder's grill is out of wood pellets, and as the man of the house, it should be his decision who gets to take the car out and when. His wife's job is to perform wifely duties and answer to her man. Everyone in a relationship with Steven, whether personal or professional, should know that they are not to step out of line. I'm embarrassed for him, but will continue to drink from his mug until it goes out of style.Watch on

    Apr 29,2023 01:14:40
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    25. Ep. 72 | Would I Date a Walmart Shopper?

    Does it make me a bad person to admit that I would probably not want to date a Walmart shopper? I don't think so. I have nothing against Walmart, or people who shop there. But there is certainly a correlation between shopping at Walmart regularly and low intelligence. I want my partner to say stuff that I find clever every once in a while. In other news, I'm on a lean budget so I might have to start shopping at Walmart.Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhA3R20UbB4

    Apr 22,2023 01:09:02
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    26. Ep. 71 | Castles Made of Sand

    I'm starting to figure out what my niche is as a podcaster. I'm the niche. This week's episode is mostly about confronting internal darkness and how businesses are like sandcastles. I'm doing a lot of growing on this podcast. I'm maturing into the Tim Weichselbaum I am meant to be. A sweet, gentle, man. Thanks for listening.Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2re2zI5Kp1w

    Apr 13,2023 01:21:22
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    27. Ep. 70 | Making Chronic Fatigue Sexy Again

    Some would argue that chronic fatigue is psychosomatic, and whether that's true or not, doesn't mean it isn't real. Being told that something is all in your head doesn't make the problem go away. It's got debilitating symptoms that are stopping people from getting out of bed, let alone reaching their dreams. I'm going to be the first singer to capitalize off this condition, then I'm going to plateau creatively once I have positive cash flow.Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0vGChu2LlY

    Apr 07,2023 01:11:54
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    28. Ep. 69 | 690 Minute Trauma-thon!

    To celebrate 69 episodes I decided to go for 690 minutes straight. If you're going on a road trip to Oregon this podcast is for you! Sometimes it takes a few hours to get into the flow state. By hour seven, I was pretty warmed up. This high quantity content is for entertainment purposes only. Viewer discretion is advised.Video version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqtvKqMhUQU

    Mar 28,2023 11:30:35
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    29. Ep. 68 | How to Be a Good Narcissist

    Being a narcissist is a lonely, depressing existence for about 99% of them. But the 1% who are getting everything they want are as happy as a clam. You've probably heard of them because they're famous. This episode is a regression back to how I was when I first started this podcast. No humility needed, let's get down to the bottom of what Tim, and other Jewish men really want out of life.Video version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiRZE77GU-w

    Mar 18,2023 01:13:30
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    30. Ep. 67 | Comedian Talha Usman

    Talha Usman is a comedian based in Austin, Texas. He was nice enough to stop by to make his podcasting debut and to discuss stand-up and show business. Talha Usman on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/talha15/Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w04gXLkwjYE

    Mar 11,2023 01:02:52
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    31. Ep. 66 | Strengthen Your Prefrontal Cortex

    I'm doing my best to train my brain to get its reward from the work itself, rather than the admiration that comes from it. That is probably for the best, since most of my work is not admirable. I'm happy with the progress I'm making on this podcast in terms of self-improvement, but I'm still having a hard time avoiding public embarrassment.Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQJ34zW5pAU

    Mar 05,2023 01:11:47
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    32. Ep. 65 | Become Your Biggest Fan

    How the heck you gonna expect anyone else to be your fan if you aren't even a fan of yourself? That's the main subject of this episode. Motivation to be an artist has to come from within. You have to believe what you are doing is fantastic, and maybe then other people will like it too. If you don't get enjoyment out of making the art, you can't be too surprised if other people don't enjoy it, either.Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izt8XrHEkjM

    Feb 25,2023 01:03:21
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    33. Ep. 64 | Comedian Thai Rivera

    Thai Rivera is absolute Best LGBTQ Comedian in the World. He was kind enough to join me in my studio to talk about the benefits of working out, dog ownership, being your true self on stage, Milo Yiannopoulos, and a few other hot button issues. I was honored to have him as a guest.Thai Rivera on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thairiveraFull episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZWTpWqCGCY

    Feb 18,2023 01:06:09
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    34. Ep. 63 | Getting Intense w/ Michael Malamud

    My guest this week and I have a tense conversation about his opinions on my personality and behavior. Michael and I have a complicated relationship. I have empathy for him, and we get along at times. This was not one of those times.Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhZPA_29i3I

    Feb 11,2023 01:13:28
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    35. Ep. 62 | Thanks for the Love

    Michael Malamud and I work out the kinks in our podcasting relationship and discuss ADHD and medication, neurodivergence, and the pain of not getting things you think you deserve. It was a colorful episode where we look underneath the microscope at each other's psychology and way of thinking.Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhZPA_29i3I

    Feb 06,2023 01:30:00
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    36. Ep. 61 | Michael Malamud Greases Us With His Presence

    Michael Malamud joins me as my first guest in a long time to create synergistic podcasting magic. I met Michael in Chicago many years ago in the stand-up scene and we have a lot in common. We've recorded a lot of podcasts in the past years, but not all of them have been released. This is one of the rare episodes that shall be released to the masses. I was on his podcast as Timmy Gusto recently, which is called Unsettling in with Michael Malamud.Michael's podcast: https://open./show/048rwjyTt1wjy

    Jan 28,2023 01:08:21
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    37. Ep. 60 | Taking off the Mask

    I've decided to stop being a fake person on this episode and it was the hardest thing I've ever tried to do on this podcast. I'm more comfortable wearing a mask, both literally and figurately, even if it's the one Ye wears, because even that is better than being myself. I'm going through a very difficult period in my life mentally. I've stopped using some of my dopaminergic vices and this is forcing me to face my true demons. I have no choice but to improve from here, one day at a time.Full epis

    Jan 14,2023 01:03:38
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    38. Ep. 59 | My Reluctant Return to Chicago

    I finally decided to visit Chicago after moving to Texas a year and a half ago. I was reluctant because there are not too many things I missed about that place. It has a very cold climate this time of the year, and the politics of the people who live there are very skewed from reality. But I was pleasantly surprised by the warmth I felt from the comedians there who remembered me. I was offered spots on many shows, and I delivered on most of them. My comedy is not for everyone, so it takes a lot

    Jan 09,2023 01:01:20
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    39. Ep. 58 | Arguing with Homeless People

    I can complain for hours about how I don't like talking to disrespectful mentally ill people who refuse to take their meds. This time I kept it to around an hour of that. I also complain about women, ala Kevin Samuels, and talk about how even while on mushrooms, I'm still an a-hole. They just make me lean into it even more.Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6liDkkwTTpM

    Dec 24,2022 01:06:32
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    40. Ep. 57 | Bombing Like a Pro

    I don't just bomb when I bomb. I leave a smoldering crater where the stage used to be. The energy of the room will never be the same. If the audience doesn't like me, I make it so they remember me forever. People are nice though, and usually don't tell me how bad I did afterwards. They just politely pretend I'm invisible. Usually just means they aren't talented enough to understand my style. I'm the next Bill Hicks.Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0JthSiVfJo

    Dec 16,2022 53:39
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    41. Ep. 56 | Give Life Hell

    Life is hell, so you should return the favor by giving hell back to it. You only get so much time on this planet to do so. Might as well be memorable. I'm not saying you should do anything violent. That would make you a bad person and remembered in a bad way. Maybe you don't believe in good and evil. That's fine, but some of us here are medicated and don't want to be shot by some crazy dude. I mean to be hell in a positive, creative, high risk way.Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA

    Dec 09,2022 01:00:56
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    42. Ep. 55 | I Don’t Know Who You Are

    Don't be rude to other people in the same field as you, even if they are insufferable. It will only make you look bad. People won't forget you if you say something mean to them and suddenly gain some heat. That will make them resent you even more. Treat people how you would want to be treated.Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0uv9hhAlcMore fun: https://instagram.com/timweichselbaum

    Dec 02,2022 01:10:11
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    43. Ep. 54 | Sleep Apnea is a B*tch

    The past couple of days have been rough, but I'm tough. I'm a survivor. It will take a lot to bring me down. I visited my parents for Thanksgiving and it reminded me that I'm thankful for the few remaining family I have. This was a bit of an emotional episode, but it ends on a high note.Video format: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAQkgmqjef8Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timweichselbaum

    Nov 26,2022 01:18:05
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    44. Ep. 53 | The Only Guest is Ye

    The only guest who will appear on this podcast is Yeezus. Once I get Yhandi on the program, I will be open to having other high profile guests, like Elon Musk, etc. I'm setting my sights high. I'm currently the hardest working man in the Austin comedy scene, so I'm not worried about achieving this lofty goal. Kanye needs a friend like me, and I will actually let him talk. The ideas he and millions of other people have raised aren't going anywhere until we become mature enough as a species to tal

    Nov 18,2022 01:13:07
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    45. Ep. 52 | Stop Grinding, Start Hustling

    Creativity is not something you can achieve with grind mentality. It's like a flower and needs the right amount of water, food, and sunlight. Being an artist is a fragile pursuit and thus shouldn't be approached with brute force. That is true for stand-up comedy, which is not merely a craft. It is in fact an art as well, and should be treated as such. Start working smart instead of bumping your head against the wall. Don't surround yourself by people who don't understand your vision or brand. St

    Nov 11,2022 01:19:35
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    46. Ep. 51 | How the Sausage is Made

    How the heck do you become a professional comedian or podcaster? That's what this episode is about. I ain't making money from this yet, but I know what I have to do to make that happen. I go into great detail on what it means to be a professional stand-up comedian, getting better at podcasting, Kill Tony, and not letting other people hoard power over you.Subscribe on YouTube, Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Nov 04,2022 01:09:37
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    47. Ep. 50 | Making it and Dealing with Jealousy

    Celebrate the 50th episode of this program with me in my bedroom. This is a very intimate episode where I talked earnestly about ADHD, narcissism, jealousy, and becoming a professional entertainer. I'm officially making this my main career, so buckle up. Either this is going to be a successful podcast, or I will go bankrupt. The pressure is on! Subscribe on YouTube, Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Oct 28,2022 01:50:29
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    48. Ep. 49 | The Voice of My Grandfather

    This episode marks the one year anniversary of when I began doing this. I continue to document my ADHD recovery journey and the pursuit for the best medicine. I go into way too much detail about perfect pitch, a very esoteric topic.I also reveal why my late Grandfather is the most inspirational figure in my life. I played some clips from an interview he did in 1989 about his take on surviving the Holocaust. I'm very proud of him and decided it was the right time to share his story on this platfo

    Oct 21,2022 01:18:20
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    49. Ep. 48 | Blame It On The ADHD

    This was a very long episode where I stood the whole time. You can clearly tell that I'm an on dopaminergic drugs. I am more confident than ever, and almost one year sober (from alcohol). I'm now on a drug that's more addictive than alcohol, but weirdly makes you a better driver. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Oct 14,2022 01:43:45
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    50. Ep. 47 | A Twinkle in Time

    This was a very fun episode to record. It took me a bit to get into the flow of the episode, but once I did, I didn't want to stop. I will be reentering society soon hopefully, or at least becoming more productive in reaching some goals. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Oct 06,2022 01:35:50
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    51. Ep. 46 | Closer to c

    I'm still coming up with the description for this episode. It was not a good one. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Sep 28,2022 53:51
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    52. Ep. 45 | Make Your Dreams a Habit

    Back after a short hiatus!Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Sep 19,2022 01:02:36
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    53. Ep. 44 | Living the NEET Life

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    Aug 28,2022 01:04:09
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    54. Ep. 43 | Touching Base

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    Aug 18,2022 01:03:04
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    55. Ep. 42 | Bed Bath & Beyond

    I took a plunge into the wall street bets meme stock BBBY. I enjoy gambling sometimes and I'm not ashamed to say this, because I only gamble with a small amount. I'm not a degenerate at this stage in my life. I'm a responsible god fearing American who doesn't want to bother anyone. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Aug 09,2022 01:00:08
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    56. Ep. 41 | Spiders and ETFs

    Texas is the Australia of North America, and I'm starting to question if I am tough enough to make it here. Nature is brutal and scary, and I had my first run in with a brown recluse. I also started on antidepressants, which are helping me cope with all this. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Aug 02,2022 01:15:06
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    57. Ep. 40 | Kyle Visits the Studio

    Kyle is my younger brother and he is visiting from Chicago. I got him drunk and then asked him to do this podcast. I'm very glad he agreed because I think we make a good podcasting duo. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Jul 25,2022 01:04:47
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    58. Ep. 39 | How To Win at Capitalism

    This episode is about boring financial stuff like investing in index funds and building intergenerational wealth. In other words, how to be good at capitalism. I also check in on my progress with binge eating. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Jul 19,2022 01:13:30
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    59. Ep. 38 | Why Things are 2D

    In this episode I talk about childhood memories, the importance of dreaming, the geometry of the universe, and my obsession with trying to become a content creator on TikTok. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Jul 12,2022 01:15:27
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    60. Ep. 36 | Jack Horner

    Jack Horner sits down to talk about the heaviness of sobriety, ADHD, Kill Tony, and many other topics, all of which resonated deeply with the themes of the podcast. I learned a couple new words.Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/timweichselbaumSubscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow 

    Jun 27,2022 01:44:27
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    61. Ep. 35 | The Extinction of Cashews

    One of the main topics of this podcast is self-improvement, and there are various things I'm trying to improve about myself. Right now my project is trying to overcome my undiagnosed binge eating disorder (BED). I eat to fill an emotional hole in my life, to the point of discomfort and shame. This occurs almost every day, and I'm getting sick of it. I need to work on treating my mental health if I want to be a professional comedian. I want to become fat adapted to hopefully clear up the brain fo

    Jun 20,2022 01:12:16
62. 

    62. Ep. 34 | What Did He Say About Me?

    I heard you were talking to so and so. Did he say anything about me? I need to know exactly what he said, word for word. This is the type of question you get asked when you're around people trying to climb the social ladder. I didn't think the Austin comedy scene would be so political. Too many Californians moved here that it feels like how people describe Los Angeles.Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Jun 13,2022 01:10:49
63. 

    63. Ep. 33 | Ryan Joseph Visits the Studio

    Ryan Joseph is a comedian from Miami, FL. He moved to Austin in 2021 and quickly rose to the top of the scene. I've been tracking his career trajectory since I moved here, so it was a pleasure having him as my first in-studio guest. We cover a lot of topics including cancel culture, Joe Rogan, and what it feels like to be jerked around by gatekeepers. He has a podcast called The Ryan Joseph Show, which you can subscribe to on YouTube.Subscribe to The Ryan Joseph Show: https://www.youtube.com/cha

    Jun 08,2022 01:01:32
64. 

    64. Ep. 32 | Nine Years a Comic

    I did a road gig with some of my favorite comics. I gotta step up my game and become undeniable so I can keep doing shows. Being an open miker for nine years is not good for ones self esteem. I was dealt a bad hand in life and deserve to have a successful career.Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Jun 05,2022 01:03:10
65. 

    65. Ep. 31 | Sebastian Miniscalco

    My new stage name is Timmy Gusto, and I have to stick with it. You can only change your stage name so many times before people think you are running from the law. I have an accent that sounds like Sebastian Maniscalco, and people are telling me to stop doing it. I'm a loyal friend to those who are my true friends. I got up on Kill Tony again. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshowFollow @timmygusto on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto

    May 30,2022 01:13:03
66. 

    66. Ep. 30 | Getting off the Ego Rollercoaster

    Being a comedian means you are subject to riding the ego rollercoaster. It is a ride that causes a lot of emotional whiplash. Mushrooms are a great tool to use when you want to take get off this ride for a while. I love doing stand-up comedy, and would do it every day if I could. It takes doing it every day to become and stay good at it. But in practice, that isn't always possible. Some people like to gatekeep others just to feel relevant.Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite pla

    May 23,2022 01:02:54
67. 

    67. Ep. 29 | Life is Chaos

    Some of the audio from this episode is missing and there are some abrupt edits, as my computer randomly glitched out while recording the audio.Comedians are supposed to entertain people and offer an escape from their boring, stressful lives. Life is chaotic and depressing for most people, and a comedian should know that and use it to their advantage. I've been suffering from poor sleep quality and depression, and that is making it tough to pursue my passions at the intensity I'd like.Just becaus

    May 16,2022 01:01:29
68. 

    68. Ep. 28 | Introverted Comedians

    Most people who pursue stand-up comedy are not introverts. They are loud jerks who want to be famous. Most people who perform on comedy shows are just on the show because they're good at socializing. Real comedians tend to be introverts who are afraid to ask for free stuff. So when you are a talented comic, and are also getting gigs, that is a rare and a beautiful thing. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    May 08,2022 54:56
69. 

    69. Ep. 27 | Comedy Pecking Order

    I gotta stop letting newer comics bully me. I hate when a new comic says something that implies we are equal, when in fact I am way better than them. It is not an ego thing, it's just something that needs to be done to keep people in check and from making me not like them. If you are new at comedy, you need to respect your elders. Don't you ever touch me. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    May 01,2022 01:09:34
70. 

    70. Ep. 26 | The Kill Tony Experience

    This episode is filled with rage about being resented for being young, hot, and successful. It's not my fault I worked hard and made something of myself. You are the one who made it weird, not me. I also talk about how I got up on Kill Tony for the first time and did the Death Squad Secret Show. I officially no longer regret my decision to move to Austin to pursue comedy.Watch my Kill Tony appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUZCswLMU3sSubscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorit

    Apr 23,2022 01:19:08
71. 

    71. Ep. 25 | BJ Therapy

    I live in Roganwood, or as most people call it, Austin, Texas. I have been going out every single day for the past few weeks to pursue my dreams to become a stand-up comedian. It's going mediocre. I still haven't figured out how to be funny since COVID, but being humbled isn't a bad thing. I also almost paid someone $100 to suck their own dick on stage. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Apr 17,2022 49:28
72. 

    72. Ep. 24 | Comedy Capital of the World

    On this episode I talk what it takes to be a comedian, and how you have to keep plowing forward to get somewhere in life. You can't just be on the side of the road stuck in the mud, judging the people who are actually participating in the marathon. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Apr 10,2022 01:04:30
73. 

    73. Ep. 23 | If Society Was a Person

    There are a lot of people who don't know how to think, and this episode is one where I don't hold back. We live in a post Will Smith smacking world, and it's a weird time to be a comedian. Thankfully, I'm not one. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Apr 01,2022 01:09:03
74. 

    74. Ep. 22 | Roadside (Ass)istance

    I tried driving to Houston again for the second time, this time I couldn't make it because my electric vehicle malfunctioned one hour into the trip. This gave me an opportunity to be a male Karen, which is something I'm getting good at. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Mar 26,2022 58:22
75. 

    75. Ep. 21 | Pumping that Ego Fuel

    If you switched bodies with someone, would anything happen? Would you feel yourself physically move into that person's body? Or would nothing happen at all, since we're all the same consciousness, just in different bodies? That is the question this episode is centered around. Ego is an illusion, might as well enjoy the ride. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Mar 18,2022 50:49
76. 

    76. Ep. 20 | Ugly Tinder Confidence

    I am slowly learning how to regain my confidence as a young man of sexual vitality. I learned how to get matches on Tinder again, turns out the key was to not try. I uploaded the ugliest pictures in my phone and got 9 matches. This podcast is not a waste of time. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

    Mar 12,2022 55:56
77. 

    77. Ep. 19 | The Autistic Karaoke Singer

    In this episode I reflect on learning to socialize while sober, autism spectrum disorder, getting into confrontations in public, tailgaters, going to the gun range, and getting underwear thrown at me while singing karaoke.

    Mar 03,2022 01:04:12
78. 

    78. Ep. 18 | Middle Aged and Childless

    I'm nearing middle age and haven't had any kids yet. Time to find a wife so I can create a family and feel like I'm doing something with my life. No one matters except friends and family, so I don't know why I cared what people in high school thought of me. I don't even talk to any of them anymore.

    Feb 24,2022 01:06:12
79. 

    79. Ep. 17 | Hedging Against Inflation

    This podcast is now only about financial planning. Life has become scary to me as I get older. I value security and stability more than chaos at this stage in my life.

    Feb 16,2022 01:04:36
80. 

    80. Ep. 16 | Decentralized Isolation

    I've been subjecting myself to extreme social isolation because I don't like people. I will have to do something about that soon. I've been getting into NFTs and following new cryptocurrency projects. I'm still not feeling rich enough to leave my house, though.

    Feb 07,2022 01:12:36
81. 

    81. Ep. 15 | Sexually Frustrated Billionaire

    In this episode I reveal some multi-billion dollar business ideas that are not feasible due to inane legal issues and technological limitations. This will soon change, the question is a matter of when it will happen. I will be a billionaire out of personal sexual frustration, not because I am obsessed with the money itself. Just like Elon!

    Jan 29,2022 56:47
82. 

    82. Ep. 14 | Normalizing Creepiness

    In this episode I express my anger towards everyone on the LGBT spectrum. Eventually we will realize that awkward straight men are the most marginalized group in society, and we'll all collectively apologize to Louis CK. Creepy straight men have gone through enough, and it's about time we forgive them. Same with racists, it's about time we admit they are more likeable than anti-racists.

    Jan 20,2022 01:18:53
83. 

    83. Ep. 13 | The Organic Metaverse

    I'm suffering from worse fatigue than ever, and there is no sign of it getting better. My sleep quality is awful, and it feels like I'm living in the Metaverse. On the bright side, I'm still sober and will probably live a long life. I have decided to start lying to women about who I voted for, because it will help me get laid. There is no downside to lying, since I will never talk to them again anyway. Hookup culture is not detrimental to society at all. You are problematic if you are against it

    Jan 13,2022 01:03:11
84. 

    84. Ep. 12 | Battling Intense Bagel Cravings

    The holidays caused me to go into a dark spiral. I fell off the wagon when it comes to my diet. I started ordering unhealthy food via DoorDash every day, and now I'm trying to cleanse myself of this habit. To accomplish this, I'm currently doing a 72 hour fast. It's very hard not to fantasize about destroying myself with food. I have a terribly strong craving for salted bagels.

    Jan 06,2022 01:01:38
85. 

    85. Ep. 11 | Omicron BTFO w/ Matt Perez

    I'm feeling a bit winded this week, but that didn't stop me from yelling on this episode. I've been quarantining (mostly) while sick with Omicron, but that actually made me feel better compared to my baseline symptoms of depression. So it was a nice distraction, and gave me something else to focus on. Matt Perez also tested positive in the last week, and joined me again to follow up!

    Dec 30,2021 01:09:06
86. 

    86. Ep. 10 | Omicron Day One w/ Matt Perez

    I catch up with Matt Perez who I met in Chicago when I ran a thing. We are both currently going through the same sort of trip, so I thought it'd be fun have him on to help each other get through it. We share a lot of opinions that would be considered controversial, if anyone were to actually listen to this.Follow Matt Perez on IG: https://www.instagram.com/rootsandroll16Follow @timmygusto on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto

    Dec 23,2021 01:09:30
87. 

    87. Ep. 9 | Licensed to Suck at Driving

    Lots of inner rage is burnt off on this episode. I am finally a licensed driver in Texas, so I've inherited the driving style of other Texans. The comedy scene here is rather bad, but I'm becoming determined to gain clout. I got booked for my first show in Austin, and I started teaching English to a woman who lives in a different country. #FJB #LGB

    Dec 16,2021 58:23
88. 

    88. Ep. 8 | Double Penetration

    This episode is absolutely filthy. I'm not proud of it. I mostly brag about being well off (again), trying to get laid on Snapchat, and driving 100 miles to do something with a stranger, only to turn around at the last minute out of fear for having to be naked around another dude.

    Dec 09,2021 46:58
89. 

    89. Ep. 7 | Falling for Dating Scams

    On this episode I talk about almost falling for an obvious dating scam. I almost drove to a strange woman's house in the middle of the night but flaked out after she asked for "collateral." In brighter news, I made it all the way through No Nut November without succumbing to the quick dopamine release of being a coomer.

    Dec 02,2021 51:21
90. 

    90. Ep. 6 | Southeast Asian Women are Based

    This past week I have been going hard on the dating apps. So far nothing has come of it. But I'm learning it's important not to chase after the wrong person. You have to know your own value before just giving away. Also talked about buying a second car, and what it's like to run an open mic.

    Nov 25,2021 01:19:50
91. 

    91. Ep. 5 | Armed and Tasteless

    On this episode I talk about becoming a gun owner, Kyle Rittenhouse, joining a white supremacist group, pedophilia, happy ending massages, and getting a flat tire.

    Nov 18,2021 01:02:05
92. 

    92. Ep. 4 | Texas is My Home

    On this episode I talk about going to a barber, being asked to pay a stranger's rent, emailing a billionaire, buying a supercar for my birthday, guns, and becoming a Texan.

    Nov 10,2021 48:36
93. 

    93. Ep. 3 | The Antiwork Movement

    Topics covered on this episode include Sobriety, NNN, pets, tipping, and the antiwork movement.Follow @timmygusto on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto

    Nov 03,2021 57:37
94. 

    94. Ep. 2 | Cleaning Up My Act

    Straight talk about being sober and self betterment, instant vs delayed gratification, neo-nazis, Tesla, and gold diggers.

    Oct 27,2021 56:13
95. 

    95. Ep. 1 | Pilot

    New show: The Tim Weichselbaum Show - Episode 1. Nothing fancy or original about this show, it's just a dude talking to camera.

    Oct 20,2021 41:08