The David Dravenack Show

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   1. DDS :69 Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people.

    Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people.In the darkness of the solar eclipse shines the stupidity of some people.Why do young people think calling someone old is an insult, when they are also going to get old ?My war with the fruit flies part duexWhy one of the warnings before a television show should be  “ The following program contains pillow talk “Why I don’t think our loved ones are waiting to meet us when we die.Doordash , and Uber drivers stealing food.Why meeting your pets in the

   Apr 19,2024 44:30
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   2. DDS 68 : I think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad

   I was involved in a mugging gone wrongI think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad Another dumb movie tropeI want to see a movie where the hero says “ no”Don’t ask a hitman “How did you get in here?”The best intersection everWhy do some places not take credit cards?Why Chick-fil-A is the best fast food restaurant ever.Manufactured enthusiasm at mandatory meetings

   Apr 12,2024 26:43
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   3. DDS 67 :No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what Fox News says.

   No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what Fox News says.What do we want? To stop chanting. When do we want it? Now The one part of a job interview nobody should failThat’s a barn burner..The only time it is ok to throw mail on the floor"All problems can be solved by losing your temperWhy do people have signs that say “ we call the police”?Why we need to get rid of the password dotsWhy I don’t believe people who say the world is endingThere should be restrictions on who uses the self-checkout

   Apr 07,2024 34:58
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   4. DDS 66 :Increase your views by using SEO and making the perfect thumbnail.

   Increase your views by using SEO and making the perfect thumbnail.The best ASMR you will ever watchIs it wrong that when somebody dies all I want to know is what happened?Things I do because I am a bad person.The only time you are allowed to go shopping without cleaning up first.why I always buy throw rugsThe reason all humanity is messed up in the head.Should I have picked up found lottery tickets ?Why all greeting cards should be blankI got the Furries mad at me.

   Mar 30,2024 38:05
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   5. DDS 65 :Joe Biden solves the potato chip crisis

   I have to be right, even when I am wrongJoe Biden solves the potato chip crisisLegit store? Or high end garage sale?How to get rid of fruit flies?How did anti-depressant pills get FDA approved?Why can’t I stop the spam e-mail?Why you should not use a credit card at a self car washDo people who work at incense shops stink ?Why must people comment on what I am buying?

   Mar 19,2024 40:19
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   6. DDS 64 :I tell the funniest joke in the world

   I would, but I am not a d-bagWhat’s up with that? Limos Leap day and Nothing better than getting three paychecks in one monthWhat’s up with that? Feeding animalsWhy I have a problem with the story “ the three little pigs”I would wish that on my worst enemyWhy does everyone hate pennies?The People who always pay in exact change paradoxI tell the funniest joke in the worldThe things I will do for my coffee Why do corporations take advantage of pet owners?The upside of being oldHow I like my myster

   Mar 06,2024 39:49
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   7. DDS 63 : Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill?

   If you can’t remember it must not be important  How I always take my criticism If this happens,  you are not receiving a tip.I agree with Mr. Pink, sort of.Why do humans impose dumb rules on themselves.Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill?There is no way fast food is cheaper than eating healthyWhy I am a bad assThe stuff I get away with because people have short attention spansI am not paying my red light ticket.

   Feb 28,2024 44:58
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   8. DDS 62 : You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the Earth is not flat.

   You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the Earth is not flat.My thoughts on the show “ the Curse”All employees have to do is acknowledge I am there.I have reverse imposter syndromeAll you need is a good thumbnail nothing else matters

   Feb 23,2024 45:31
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   9. DDS 61: Why Valentine’s Day is a bully.

   Why Valentine’s Day is a bully.Why I would never buy a used lazy boyA television show has to be really good if I am going to watch subtitlesWho is a worse person?Owners being more insane than the dog they are apologizing for.Why I want to be reincarnated as a male beeThe answer to all life’s problems, according to television.My favorite thing about freshly melted snow

   Feb 18,2024 33:54
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    10. DDS 60 : Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary

    Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary I don’t trust people who always say “ That’s a great question”.You can’t catch a cold from not wearing a jacketWhy I got a job at Fermi LabWhy are there bullets on the sidewalk?Outstanding is not always a good thingThe only thing the library is used for nowSmith and Wesson makes a bulletproof watch.

    Feb 05,2024 43:32
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    11. DDS 59 :Even God hates the Burger King commercial

    Even God hates the Burger King commercialThe 4 ways you can die if stranded in the wildernessChipotle is now using healthy soap I don’t know if I should love or hate Tow truck drivers No swimming signsWhy I spent time in jailSad news for my catHow much do you really love your pet?Being called sir or ma’amWHY YOU SHOULD NOT FEED YOUR CATS DRY FOODWhy you should read other people’s diary Why I am afraid of teenagersMy thoughts on Severance, yes there are spoilers God does not care who wins a footb

    Feb 02,2024 01:01:37
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    12. DDS 58 : Advice that will change your life, and no this isn’t click bait.

    Why betting on football changes the way we watch  Did you know that pencils do not contain lead?Why is there a child seat in the toilet stall?A pickup truck going through an identity crisis The notifications have gotten out of controlWhy I have a defamation suit against the dictionary Why did my USPS package go to 12 different post offices?I let a genie out of a lamp, and now I can’t get rid of himAdvice that will change your life, and no this isn’t click bait.“Died in an accident “Facebook viru

    Jan 18,2024 51:04
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    13. DDS 57 : Churches, PEMDAS,and online riddles

    What I would like to do as a prankWhy water drinking contests are a bad ideaHas anyone else had dreams about poop?Why you should know what kind of door it is before you attempt to slam it in angerStop posting riddles onlineYou are a genius if you can solve thisWhy PEMDAS always causes online fightsWhy humans never know they made a mistake until it is too lateA message to new subscribersMy traumatic deep sea voyageWhy are churches always closed?

    Jan 07,2024 41:53
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    14. DDS 56 : Gambling , New Years , Football and Taylor Swift

    I use to get excited about buying a video game , now I get excited about an avocado tool. Why are there so many dumb rules concerning gambling and buying alcohol? Why won’t my bank let me gamble even though it’s legal? Why do I have to wait until noon on Sunday to buy beer? Why the holding call is the worst penalty in football. Why you should never gamble on soccer. Gambling , New Years , Football and Taylor Swift. How to make the best New Years resolutions.  How to make fool proof New Years res

    Jan 02,2024 53:21
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    15. DDS 55 : confirmation bias, laziness, 911, worst case scenario, being abused, and Santa Claus being canceled.

    I prove that not a single person is above having confirmation bias.Why do people do so much work at the store , just do avoid walking?Why hasn’t Santa Claus been canceled yet?In a world of cancel culture how is Santa Claus still Hanging in there?I come clean about being abused.I talk about further versus farther, people misusing ironic, and why nobody has ever used the phrase “ worst case scenario” correctly .I learned by accident that you could call 911 with the buttons on the side of your phon

    Dec 15,2023 56:00
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    16. DDS 54 : Why the internet is terrible for finding answers, and What came first the chicken or the egg?

    Have you ever tried to find an answer online? Ever try to get that explanation to an end of a movie? Then you know what I am talking aboutThe chicken and the egg is not a paradox, and it has a solution.

    Dec 12,2023 12:17
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    17. DDS 53: Why you should stop using toilet paper

    I give you advice about wiping your butt , that will change your life.

    Dec 11,2023 16:03
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    18. DDS 52:Why our poop is brown

    Dec 11,2023 02:03
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    19. DDS 51:Why I get my science books sent to me in discreet packaging

    Dec 11,2023 01:03
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    20. DDS 50:Why I still get angry at Artificial Intelligence

    Dec 10,2023 10:59
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    21. DDS 49:The reason the handle inside your trunk is useless.

    Dec 10,2023 05:29
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    22. DDS 48 :How to solve bad breath

    I propose a way of dealing with bad breath.

    Dec 09,2023 11:53
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    23. DDS 47: The worst time to get déjà vu

    Didn't I just do this ?

    Dec 09,2023 02:42
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    24. DDS 46 : Why it is so hard to be a comedian

    I talk about the vast range of human sense of humor

    Dec 08,2023 08:34
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    25. DDS 45 :Santa Claus has an extra power nobody talks about

    Dec 08,2023 04:09
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    26. DDS 44 : Why I was fired from cleaning houses

    Dec 08,2023 01:47
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    27. DDS 43 : Why You shouldn’t use an invisibility cloak, and why superhero sequels always stink.

    I talk about why the new invisibility cloak wouldn't be as great as it seems.

    Dec 05,2023 14:01
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    28. DDS 42: How to Gingerly make a smoothie

    What happened to me while making a smoothie

    Dec 05,2023 01:55
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    29. DDS 41:People in charge are delusional

    I talk about how companies have no idea what is really happening with their employees.

    Dec 04,2023 14:23
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    30. DDS 40: Don’t get mad, get even.

    Dec 04,2023 05:32
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    31. DDS 39: Schrödinger’s cat and what I think happens when we die

    I give a very convoluted opinion of the after life.By the end I am more confused

    Dec 02,2023 18:19
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    32. DDS 38: how i use the Many worlds theory of Quantum mechanics to my advantage.

    I found a loophole to hating myself.

    Dec 02,2023 07:30
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    33. Why you should never follow up on recommendations

    My advice if you recommend something to someone.

    Dec 01,2023 10:39
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    34. Why I would like to rob a bank dressed as a clown

    Nov 30,2023 03:04
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    35. Do not stop and smell the flowers

    Nov 30,2023 05:53
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    36. Why Genius Writer Steven Conrad Can’t Keep His Television Shows From Being Canceled

    I talk about how stupid people are ruining my life.

    Nov 29,2023 18:33
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    37. My final wishes on my deathbed

    Nov 29,2023 06:16
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    38. Why sports Broadcasters Have The Easiest Job Ever

    I picked the wrong profession, I should have become a sports radio guy.

    Nov 19,2023 13:28
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    39. Just Wallpaper

    Nov 19,2023 03:16
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    40. Somebody Always Has It Worse Than You

    I don't mind having perspective, I just don't want someone else telling me to have it.Is a zen master really a master?

    Nov 18,2023 16:22
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    41. My Addiction To IMDB

    I don't think I am alone in this one.

    Nov 18,2023 05:22
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    42. Why The Praying Mantis is Perplexing

    I investigate the mysteries of the Praying Mantis.

    Nov 17,2023 12:52
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    43. Advice from My Grand Pappy

    Nov 17,2023 02:09
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    44. Coincidence or Divine Intervention?

    I talk about something that almost seems too unbelievable to be coincidence.

    Nov 15,2023 14:36
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    45. Stupid Joke : Boysenberry

    Nov 15,2023 04:00
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    46. Facebook Is Useless

    I talk about how impossible it is to promote yourself on Facebook, I am not sure what the point of it is anymore.

    Nov 11,2023 14:47
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    47. Stupid Joke: Hiring an Assistant

    Nov 11,2023 01:26
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    48. Red Light Tickets

    I talk about the scam that is red light tickets, and why they must be stopped.

    Nov 10,2023 21:07
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    49. Bonus Stupid Joke: Grandma

    Nov 10,2023 00:55
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    50. I Just Don’t Have the Bandwidth

    I talk about people over using phrases in popular culture, and how humanity is headed for a very lazy future.

    Nov 09,2023 14:19
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    51. Bonus Stupid Joke : Kit

    Nov 09,2023 01:29
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    52. God Does Not Think Life Is Precious

    Why do animals eat each other? What was the Garden of Eden like before? When is cannibalism ok? 

    Nov 06,2023 25:17
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    53. Bonus Stupid Joke. Paradox

    Nov 06,2023 00:56
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    54. Bonus stupid joke

    Nov 06,2023 00:35
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    55. Chevy is Having an Identity Crisis

    Why does Chevy copy other cars? What's the point of buying a sports car that is automatic?

    Nov 05,2023 15:46
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    56. Why insurance commercials are so problematic

    I talk about why insurance commercials need to stop trying to be funny.

    Nov 04,2023 14:30
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    57. Road Construction is a Scam

    I talk about why I am convinced that cities pretend to do road work.

    Nov 03,2023 21:46
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    58. Getting things for free

    sometimes getting something for free is not worth the trouble.

    Nov 02,2023 31:39
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    59. Things I have learned from movies and television

    I watch way too much television, but it has taught me many things

    Nov 01,2023 38:10
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    60. Vampires VS Werewolves, sort of

    I try to talk about the difference between a werewolf and a vampire, but the show is more about the notes you don't hear.

    Oct 31,2023 25:12
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    61. My Near Death Experience

    I talk about the time I had a near death experience, I also talk about ghosts.

    Oct 30,2023 18:47
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    62. Worms and Halloween Decorations

    As usual I get distracted and talk about worms, then its onto the topic at hand Halloween decorations.

    Oct 29,2023 12:42
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    63. Ouija Boards

    How did this thing, associated  with the occult, ever get made into a board game for children? 

    Oct 28,2023 15:42
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    64. Joke Thief

    I start off talking about ouija boards, then get distracted and talk about how if I am not careful I could accidentally become a joke thief.

    Oct 27,2023 12:40
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    65. Family Gets trapped in a Corn Maze, and the Devil

    I talk about a family that get s trapped in a corn maze, and I talk about the devil.

    Oct 25,2023 16:16
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    66. The New Way

    After only three podcasts, I have scrapped everything and now I am doing something different.

    Oct 24,2023 22:54
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    67. Aliens, Aliens, and Aliens

    The title says it all, I obviously talk mostly about cooking.

    Sep 05,2023 01:10:02
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    68. The Far Left and Right and Influencers

    In this episode I talk about why I stay away from politics, and why I am not a fan of influencers. I make mention of an App but forget to say its name. It is called " Improve the News".

    Aug 24,2023 01:01:47
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    69. Introduction

    In this episode I talk about returning to podcasting after a ten year hiatus. I talk about what i would do with a time machine. Lastly I talk about puns..

    Aug 16,2023 51:23